Sunday, December 5, 2010

Smart Kids

TEACHER   : Why are you late?
WEBSTER   : Because of the sign.
TEACHER   : What sign
WEBSTER   : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."  

TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY          : You told me to do it without using tables!  

TEACHER    : What is the chemical formula for water?  
SARAH        : H I J K L M N O!!  
TEACHER    : What are you talking about?  
SARAH        : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER  : George, go to the map and find North America.  
GEORGE    : Here it is!  
TEACHER   : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?  
CLASS       : George!

TEACHER   : Jo, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN         : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER   : No, that's wrong
JOHN         : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER    : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.  Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY      : "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE    : Me!  

TEACHER   : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN        :  I is...
TEACHER   : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN        : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER    : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY     : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER    : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as brother's.     Did you copy his?
DESMOND   : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER      : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
PUPIL             : A  teacher.


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